A Quest Complete, A True Life Story
Being the psychotic fan that I am,
I've been pestering the people at the local FYE all week about the Trish dvd.
Today I decided to stop by after classes to just make sure they weren't
putting it out a day early. I was disappointed to find out they didn't put
it out yet, but the helpful Managed (that I just happen to bump into *grin*)
showed me exactly about where it would be the next morning and assured me
that they won't be putting it out till tonight AFTER they close.
Needless to say I was disappointed and as I walked through the mall in a
despressed hazed heading toward the local Hogan Daas (what better way to
cheer up a bad mood the ice cream!) I remember that there's another video
store in the Mall, Saturday Night Matinee. I instantly remember that I got
the Divas 2002 and 2003 there and that it was a day early! So I double time
it over there hoping beyond hope that my inside information about the CE
edition not being exculsive to FYE was correct.
I walk in, power walk my way to the DVD section and come to a screeching
halt. There it is! No, not the collector's edition DVD, not the normal DVD,
but the VHS version! My eyes light up with excitement like a small child on
christmas morning seeing the tree and gifts for the first time. The
anticipation sends a chiver down, I blink and I was at the DVD section in no
time. The sweet begins to trickle down my face as I search frantically for
Where is it? Why
can't I find it? No that's not it.
I check behind every last WWE dvd to make sure it's not buried and find
nothing. My shoulders fall dejectedly knowing how close I just was. Just
then a beam of hope casts down from the heavens on a lady wearing the store
uniform. My composure straightens with determined resolve as I make my way
toward her, my hand snatching the VHS tape off the shelf without even
looking to make sure I grabbed the right one.
I approach like a hungry wolf. I can hear the sound of her heart beating in
my ears, maybe it's my own, it does not matter. I need to feed, I must have
"Hi," I say. "Can you help me find the DVD copy of this?"
"Sure," she replies walking away without another word.
I follow, my eyes drilling holes into the back of her head finding her every
thought, her every desire, knowing everything. I am ready to destroy this
minx if she leads me astray.
And then the world stops. I can't breath. It's as if everything, all laws of
physics and time end. There is is, the object millions desire. The Trish
Stratus Collector's DVD with Bobblehead.
I stare at it for what seems to be a life time before reaching out careful
not to touch it, afraid that my hand will past through it like some conjurer
of spell's phantasm. That my touch would dispel this illusion causing
springing the Tricksters trap. As my fingers drawn nearer, my eyes close.
They connect with something solid, something smooth and it feels... feels
almost like plastic!
I open my eyes and in my hands is the DVD, the Collectorís Edition DVD. The
Trish Stratus 100% Stratusfaction Guaranteed Special Collectorís Edition DVD.
It is mine!
Paying for it goes without delay. My card is swiped; I leave without being
noticed by the Tricksterís ever alert sensors. My chariot awaits me ready to
return me home, away from this den. I entered begin my ride home, aware that
I am not yet safe, that Tricksterís agents may be following me waiting till
the time is right.
The voyage home is a familiar one, one that shouldnít be difficult. But it
is. I can hear the Sirenís call in my ears, drawing my eyes off the road
toward the small package resting in the seat next to me. I can hear the all
too familiar giggle, which cause my pulse to quicken in excited. Was this
the Trickster trap?
I look up, the signals have changed, green has turned to red and I must
stop. But I canít, the Sirenís song is too powerful. Somehow I break away,
coming to a safe stop, knowing that I risk everything, even the Maiden if I
Yes, I can do this.
I continue forward when the signals change again, ready to make my way
uninterrupted. I feel confidence now. I know that during my moment of
weakness the Tricksterís agents would have taken me if they were aware of my
success. But then I understand my folly, the Trickster can not be so easy
Another signal change, I must stop, I must be delayed again and then again.
Itís as if the Trickster has taken over the world around me, controlling it,
playing its strings as only a Grand Master could.
I make it to the last stop before my destination. My sense are keenly aware
of my surroundings, waiting, preying that now wonít be the moment I am over
taken. The signal changes again and I proceed forward.
What is he waiting
for? Why has the Trickster allowed me to get so close to safety?
I can not and do not know, but I made it home. The perils were behind me and
I only needed to walk a few feet now and my voyage would be at an end. I
spring from my chariot and dash across the grass opening the gate with ease
and making it inside as if Iíd never left.
I was safe. I had my treasure, my Maiden was saved. I let out a deep sigh of
relief hoping that no other would fail in such a similar quest. Hoping that
the Trickster would be defied, and that 100% Stratusfaction would be